SOME RANDOM SHIT

when you see someone hot:
“bapak hot lelaki/awek tu sial!”

when you fall:
“Bapak sakit la babi”

when you see something funny:
“bapak lawak sial”

when you’re angry:
“bapak macam pukimak lancau”

when you’re teasing about school:
“ingat sekolah bapak kau ke?!”

when you’re excited:
“bapak tak sabar wehhh!!!”

when you’re sad:
“bapak sedih la cerita ni”

when you’re bored:
“bapak bosan kelas ni”

when someone’s rude to you:
“bapak kurang ajar sial”

when you don’t know what to say as a comeback:
“kepale otak bapak kau!”

dan sebagainya…